Chicka Boom Boom Chicken T-Shirt — Patriotic Funny Farm Tee
Chicka Boom Boom Chicken T-Shirt — Patriotic Funny Farm Tee
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Chicka boom boom — these hens mean business. Two proud chickens rocking star-spangled sunglasses, surrounded by fireworks and blooms, make this the most festive tee at any backyard barbecue, county fair, or Fourth of July celebration. Fun, loud, and unmistakably joyful.
Lightweight, breathable, and soft enough to wear all day. Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed crew collar keep the fit clean and structured wash after wash, while a vintage distressed print gives it that perfectly broken-in feel from day one.
- Graphic: Patriotic chicken duo with star-spangled sunglasses, fireworks & floral accents
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit: Unisex retail fit — relaxed through the body, tapered at the shoulders
- Neckline: Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape for lasting structure
- Label: Tear-away for itch-free comfort
- Print method: DTG / DTF with vintage distressed detail
- Ethics: Platinum WRAP & Fair Labor Association certified; REACH certified
- Colors: White, Ash, Natural, Heather Ice Blue, Heather Prism Lilac
- Sizes: S – 3XL
Size Guide (measurements in inches)
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve | 8.9 | 9.2 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10.0 | 10.4 |
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
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